A panicked communication came in today from Japan. The correspondent was screaming about the ocean eating them. Yeah. As far as I can make out Japan is gone. Aerial satellite pictures confirm this. Japan was just swallowed into the sea. Fuck... I hope that doesn't happen to us. Also new informational reports from The U.K. say they have confirmed reports of A cannibal murdering and eating people there. They are working to find and catch this person. In less depressing and actually somewhat amusing, or at least amusing in comparison, news. A Dying Man apparently tried to swim his way to Australia today. He was sighted swimming near the shore and was taken out by a sniper. An interesting tactic. It can't be desperation we know he can have us whenever he wants really. Maybe he was just getting bored and wanted to see what would happen.
Some scientists have come up with what they think is a plan to defeat The Dying Man. I'm sure this will be good. We're going to hear it soon. Maybe it will actually be a good plan. I doubt it but we can always hope.
Hope is all we have.
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